Total Medals Earned: 276 (From 58 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,210 Points
Medals Earned: 3/50 (15/500 points)
Lose 1 life
Throw 10 Water Balloons
Enter The Canyons
Lose 10 lives
Lose 100 Lives
Run out of Lives
Throw 100 Water Balloons
Throw 1000 Water Balloons
Defeat 10 Snails
Defeat 100 Snails
Defeat 10 Worms
Defeat 100 Worms
Defeat 10 Candle Kids
Defeat 100 Candle Kids
Beat Canyons I
Beat Canyons II
Beat Canyons III
Collect All The Coins (Canyons I)
Collect All The Coins (Canyons II)
Collect All The Coins (Canyons III)
Beat Canyons I (Without Dying)
Beat Canyons II (Without Dying)
Beat Canyons III (Without Dying)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Enter The Worm Caves
Beat Worm Caves I
Beat Worm Caves II
Beat Worm Caves III
Collect All The Coins (Worm Caves I)
Collect All The Coins (Worm Caves II)
Collect All The Coins (Worm Caves III)
Beat Worm Caves I (Without Dying)
Beat Worm Caves II (Without Dying)
Beat Worm Caves III (Without Dying)
Beat Lava Land I
Beat Lava Land II
Beat Lava Land III
Collect All The Coins (Lava Land I)
Collect All The Coins (Lava Land II)
Collect All The Coins (Lava Land III)
Beat Lava Land I (Without Dying)
Beat Lava Land II (Without Dying)
Beat Lava Land III (Without Dying)
Beat The Game
Complete Speedrun Mode in less than 10 minutes
Medals Earned: 4/4 (200/200 points)
You must have left a positive impression on the hatter.
The Hatter seems Madder.
Escape Jail and Trigger the Strange Device.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (85/95 points)
The more aggressive problem solver.
Beat the Game
The more thoughtful problem solver.
Medals Earned: 4/30 (20/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Welcome back!
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/160 points)
kill the first boss
find and kill a miniboss
buy somethign in the shop
Kill the second boss
find it
Medals Earned: 4/6 (105/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Medals Earned: 6/9 (155/355 points)
Level up to the max level
Beat the game
Defeat Tom's Backup Plan
Beat the game without a helper
Beat the game without dying
Get the max attack combo chain
Get 12 red coins in one game
Beat the game in under 5 minutes
Beat the game without getting hit
Medals Earned: 4/16 (20/80 points)
Defeat the Regular TV crew.
Kill the N00bs.
Defeat the Bourgeois.
Defeat the Patriots.
Defeat the 67 Bots.
Defeat the Bad Dudes.
Defeat the HUGE Jerks.
Defeat the Castle Crashers.
Kill the NG Emotes.
Defeat the Evil Bosses.
Defeat 10 random bosses.
Defeat the VG Legends.
Defeat the Jerk Squad.
Kill the legendary characters.
Defeat the Travis Bots.
Defeat the NG Folks.
Medals Earned: 5/10 (105/315 points)
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Escape the cave.
Die before beating Luis.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/30 points)
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